banananoona:

jplachowski:

nottheaverageasian:

pentafrog:

nottheaverageasian:

the-girl-that-died:

shesmorethanyouknow:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

stugahtsz:

juncko:

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW

by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them

bubble tea of death

Bubble tea of death

Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.

i have these and i put them in my cousin’s water and she spit them out and choked me

did you just try to murder your cousin?

*sweats nervously*

IS IT REALLY THAT EASY TO BUY THESE. OMG STOP

yeah. it’s used by florists around the world for vasing. they come in an array of colors and clear and none of my designers can understand how they’re still legal in the US because of the fact that they do indeed expand continuously with enough water. 

banananoona:

jplachowski:

nottheaverageasian:

pentafrog:

nottheaverageasian:

the-girl-that-died:

shesmorethanyouknow:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

stugahtsz:

juncko:

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW

by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them

bubble tea of death

Bubble tea of death

Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.

i have these and i put them in my cousin’s water and she spit them out and choked me

did you just try to murder your cousin?

*sweats nervously*

IS IT REALLY THAT EASY TO BUY THESE. OMG STOP

yeah. it’s used by florists around the world for vasing. they come in an array of colors and clear and none of my designers can understand how they’re still legal in the US because of the fact that they do indeed expand continuously with enough water. 

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iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

remember that first live action scooby doo movie. where the antagonist was literally scrappy doo and he was stealing peoples souls, like actually really stealing and absorbing souls, and was planning on taking scoobys soul to rule the world with an army of demons and get revenge on the gang after they abandoned him because he kept peeing in the car, and near the end he turned into this huge dog monster

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a real movie

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shit. shit

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thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her."No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

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chusska-art:

Shinji blushing like a firetruck is my favourite Shinji.

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ruinedchildhood:

when you see someone with the same icon as you 

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cindersk:

rolandofeld:

The sass is strong in Disney.

The truly magical moments of Disney.

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actualmenacebuckybarnes:

clvbpenguin:

deadmarks:

lorenzo-drums:

This is what it’s like when I go on someone’s blog and a playlist starts playing. 

how the fuck did they film that scene 

they threw a radio at his face


#this was the 2000s people#we didn’t have your young people ‘special effects’#we just had gumpton and actors who could take a fucking radio to the face#those were the days

actualmenacebuckybarnes:

clvbpenguin:

deadmarks:

lorenzo-drums:

This is what it’s like when I go on someone’s blog and a playlist starts playing. 

how the fuck did they film that scene 

they threw a radio at his face

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follovver:

people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted

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dailyexo:

Kai, Sehun - 140724 Mnet M! Countdown 10th Anniversary Photowall
Credit: Hankyung. (엠넷 엠! 카운트다운 10주년 포토월)

SOMEONE GET THESE BABIES TO A DAMN BED, RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!! THEY LOOK SO DAMN TIRED!!! SM, WHAT IS THIS FOOLISHNESS?!?!?!?!!

dailyexo:

Kai, Sehun - 140724 Mnet M! Countdown 10th Anniversary Photowall

Credit: Hankyung. (엠넷 엠! 카운트다운 10주년 포토월)

SOMEONE GET THESE BABIES TO A DAMN BED, RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!! THEY LOOK SO DAMN TIRED!!! SM, WHAT IS THIS FOOLISHNESS?!?!?!?!!

wishonastarx3:

car-princess:

sixpenceee:

guykneecologist:

This.

omfg reblogging till the end of time

So true

i can’t explain how angry it makes me feel

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이대로 온종일 뒹굴링 with 달링All day I wanna lay around with you darling
잠든 너의 미소 우리 사랑이 좋았나 봐You smile in your sleep, I guess our love was good

이대로 온종일 뒹굴링 with 달링
All day I wanna lay around with you darling

잠든 너의 미소 우리 사랑이 좋았나 봐
You smile in your sleep, I guess our love was good

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dailyexo:

Suho - 140724 Mnet M! Countdown 10th Anniversary Photowall
Credit: Suho Planet. (엠넷 엠! 카운트다운 10주년 포토월)

dailyexo:

Suho - 140724 Mnet M! Countdown 10th Anniversary Photowall

Credit: Suho Planet. (엠넷 엠! 카운트다운 10주년 포토월)

thesugarray:

lostdoughnut:

fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

true story: i tried avoiding saying ‘bitch’ in front of a kid so my mouth said ‘cunt’ instead.

Nailed it.

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